I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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