And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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