You work out of a Hotel?
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
