He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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