So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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