New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize