You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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