Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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