More tranny stories later!
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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