I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
