I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
