either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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