Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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