I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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