It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Randomize
