"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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