i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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