im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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