He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
so let's talk penis.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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