K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
