what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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