Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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