what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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