The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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