I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
