Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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