Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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