I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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