i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Holy shit dude........stairs
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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