it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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