A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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