office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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