I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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