Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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