i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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