I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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