and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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