I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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