Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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