I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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