Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
We need to get me chipped asap
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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