He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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