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According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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