what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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