So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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