It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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