Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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