I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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