PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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