Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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