I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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