You surviving the open bar?
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Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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