I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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