I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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