We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm really into asian looking animals
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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