So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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