WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
we're making bets on your personal life
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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