Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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