Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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