If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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